Thursday, November 08, 2012

Out of sight is not out of mind !!!!

It"s been ages. Cough Cough. There is so much dust and cobwebs. So much has happened in the past few years. I need motivation to write and something occurred recently to make me want to bear my soul. 
I was reading my last post and realized how time flies. To update you guys, the so called younger man happened to be older than me. Life is so funny. I found  out he was older and has a wife in naija. 
The day I found out it was never the same.
On the fateful day, I lured him to my apartment and you know me I made some Amala dudu and some great riro with some wine. I acted normal like nothing happened and then started to gist. He never saw it coming. The laptop was open so I googled him and found pictures of him and his wife on their wedding day. A few minutes later, after he had gotten comfortable I asked 
Me: babe come and see something I found on the net. It is really nice
Him: oh yeah really what is it? You always have good taste in stuff ( thinking I'm trying to show him a shopping website ode Oshi)
Me: see this man and his wife the man looks familiar.
Him: ok ehn let me see. 
Once he saw it he froze. 
Me: is this not you with your wife?
Him: me ke. I have no wife o. It's not me. Ahah hey have you poisoned me. Ah I will call naija o. Yeeee.
Me: I won't dignify your question with an answer ( I started laughing like a maniac)
Me: I will count to 3 hopefully for you, you will be out of my house by then. Idiot.
Him: I am sorry but it"s not me.
I was so mad and told him I wanted him out of my house. That was the end of that mess.
Men they will never change.
Have more gists but you'll have to wait till tomorrow.
Kisses!!!,!,!,

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