My first boyfriend

Na wa o. I look back and it was so funny I was in ss1 and wanted to be of age just like my friends. One of my snr's was very close to me at the time. She used to send me on love letter errands to her boyfriend. Sometimes I got caught but I'd rather get caught by the matron than her being that I was the matron's favourite.
All my mates had boyfriends except me. Even my snr's bobo used to disturb me o. See me see trouble. This agbaya (big for nothing) would try to kiss me when I delivered his letters. Diva please now let me hug you ok I wont touch you pls now. He was hot but because he was my snr's bf. It was a no go area. One time he actually tried to force me o. Next thing I know he grabbed my face and stuck his tongue down my throat. Eeewwwww. what the hell are you doing? I will tell snr o. what kind of crap was that but my people no be im fault o if you see my body for high school Naomi Campbell had nothing on me. You know when they say figure 8 ah that was exactly it o. I was so mad and at the time I was a good sprinter and so kia kia I ran faster than Ben Johnson to my dorm.
When I got to the room snr was like ahah what's wrong?
ME- oh nothing momy hostel was there at the meeting point.
She was too persistent so I told her what her sweetie had done. She was so mad at him .

One day I went to BBHS ( baptist boys) with a friend and sure enough the cat calls and attention were thrown all around. I guess this particular boy had really liked me so much he would send gifts through my senior.
I got so many love letters. One went thus:
Dear Naijadiva, top of the morning to you today. If all is well doxology. You are the sugar in my tea.The mosquito in my net and without you i can not eat (sho hunger never wire you).
Well I just wanted to say I like you and I want us to get to know each other better.
this fool even formed meaning of of my name
D-dream of you every night
I-it is you or no one else
V-very in love with you
A- always my love forever.
L-Let get together in the jouney of love
O- our hearts can become one
V-Very much interested in you
E- Expect our love to last long.
Mo gbe. It was very funny, things we do for love at a young age.
Once I go to naija I will scan them and post them.

Well a few days later we had social night and being the jnr prefect
I had to get some shows ready.
This was the only night boys were allowed in my dorm. Next thing I know my snr was like naija diva come here'
Snr- come here for a second
me- I'm coming
Snr- hurry now
next thing I know it was my toaster and her boyfriend right in front of me in the main lobby with stupid olodo (dumb) smiles on their face
Snr Bf- hey toaster ask her out now
Toaster- Hi I just wanted to know if you would be my girlfriend
Snr- answer now say yes
Me- Oh ok em yes it's alright
This was done in the course of 2Min's tops.
LOL now that I think about it. What the hell was I doing?
My people that is how I got a bobo o. Me NAija diva a boyfriend
Til today he was the best lover I ever had though. more gist on him later gotta go back to work