A letter to my ex ( Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned)

Dear Mr kekere (small wewe), How have you been doing? Well awful I hope. I hope you have seen hell these past years. Most Definitely my life has been good but from what I hear you are not enjoying the same predicament.For me to even think I was your ride or die chick ahah what possessed me?You know you were a smooth operator NOT!! At first I wasn't having it but then I learned to love you because at the time you were the one there for me. A young virgin at the time not knowing jack shit coming into this country. I was vulnerable. I said to myself you were only going to be my companion nothing more or less then cupid played tricks on my mind. There I was in love. What the hell? The same man I wasn't down with in the beginning.

You were my first and even though you would do your deed ( that's what it felt like) I was counting when your pee wee herman ass would be done. I used to shudder at the thought of you coming inside of me cuz it was the opposite.

I felt nothing. I had to put a mental picture of some fine ass man in my head for you to touch me. When you did it was quick too. SPEEDY GONZALEZ. I would be like what the phuck that's all you got and even though you were my first I still felt something wasn't right.

Now I hear you were bad mouthing me to everyone who cared to listen. Stories of how I dumped and used your ass. Nigga please you know the deal.

For you to want to stay with me and dip on the side with that bitch you call a girlfriend (fiancee). Women are trifling this bitch would see me in school and say hi all the time. I used to wonder why she was so friendly not knowing she was gaming for your ass. What a bitch!!
All those nights you would ask me not to go see my friends cuz of your insecurities. Punk ass!!. Those nights we laid up in the same bed and you would not say shit to me for weeks and your refusing to give me a ride to school especially when your school was 2mins from mine in the goddammned snow. God punish you. To think I gave you some is unbelievable but I am alright won't go that route.

Right now, you are history. Tell that wanna be copy cat bitch of yours that there is only one original. I bet if I wanted to dip on the side with you, you would but no need . My man takes care of me unlike you I am truly satisfied.

To get ghettofied with it.Take your loafer wearing,ashy ass,nappy headed, straight outta the boat ass on cuz I don't need ya and never did. Where you left a void a capable man has taken your place.

Oh yeah say me well to your woman I hoped she enjoys mr. SHRIMPY cuz I sure as hell didn't.

Had to get that out been up in my system for years.